austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode

starer at screens, pusher of bits. sre/infra/o11y. cat dad Seattle, WA Joined April 2009

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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode

3 years ago

well they paved paradise and put up a

annika💒 @simulacrababy

3 years ago

boba shop next to the parking lot built over the bunker where hitler killed himself

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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode

2 years ago

i left btw. find me at thebadcode.bsky.social

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2 years ago

make invalid states unrepresentable

tara @tarabomp

2 years ago

what are the philosophical implications of the dewey decimal system no longer having a category for "evil"

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2 years ago

@USA_Polling

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2 years ago

@no_earthquake humans evolved specifically to respond positively to the weight of a perfectly cooked costco honey-glazed ham

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2 years ago

@CohenSite The policy should be: you’re eating something from a street food cart, god bless and good luck.

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2 years ago

@TiredActor Shark jump moment. Horrible insane traumatic television for No Reason for a character already slated to die in a handful of episodes. My gf said “oh this is torture porn”.

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2 years ago

@mizabitha

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2 years ago

@dumbmailguy Lurch 2028

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2 years ago

It’s a great song don’t get me wrong, but Gordon Lightfoot got a lucky fuckin break by getting to rhyme “peril” with “Fitzgerald”.

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2 years ago

@mywheelhouseftw 🎵 Take a loss / country road / now would ya bet / on a toss 🎵

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2 years ago

Lot of folks on here missing the point that Trump is a stupid, narcissistic bully who conceives of every conflict in terms of an 80s real estate conflict and has unilateral, unreviewable, and irrevocable nuclear launch authority.

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2 years ago

@RiverTamYDN There can be only one

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2 years ago

@owenbroadcast My mom and I were at the mall and she pointed at a sign and said “oh look shoes are on sale!” and I told her I had no idea what she was talking about and a week later I could see.

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2 years ago

@AlanMCole Picturing this

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2 years ago

@mattfreed All the inspiration they needed was right there

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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode

2 years ago

this is what every city, township, and county will look like under the second trump administration (derogatory)

vo @vanillaopinions

2 years ago

this is what every lake, river, and stream will look like under the second trump administration

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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode

2 years ago

@AnneNotation This is my political platform 👍

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2 years ago

@AlexGodofsky elon clearly doesn’t

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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode

2 years ago

And yet inflation cost dems the election. The voters have spoken!

Stephen Semler @stephensemler

2 years ago

Biden approval rating after passing the American Rescue Plan: 57% (highest of entire term) Biden approval after most pandemic aid programs expired: 43% Biden approval after all pandemic aid programs expired: 37%