Marty Lawrence @TeaAndCopy

Social Creative Director. Shitposting 9-5. Shit posts 5-9. Once trended here, haven't been trendy since. x.com/TeaAndCopy/tim… Joined May 2009

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Marty Lawrence @TeaAndCopy

2 weeks ago

Really excited to announce I’ve joined Ed Sheeran’s PR team. Haven’t got access to the emails yet, but hoping for a nice easy first week to get settled in 😊

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11 years ago

ME: Excuse me…Where's the rowing boat equipment? EMPLOYEE: Keep going down there, Oar Aisle. ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: Or you'll what?

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2 months ago

@anthonyabdool Be careful, you’ll strain your eyes

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2 months ago

Personally I think the Solar Eclipse is just one giant cover-up.

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3 months ago

Can’t wait for the Spanish players’ rendition of Juanderwall #fifaworldcup

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3 months ago

[gates of troy] TROJAN GUARD: what is it? TROJAN GUARD 2: I've no idea… we’d better get it inside though. open the gates! [one minute later] TROJAN GUARD: oh no not again

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3 months ago

Am I absolutely gutted England are out? Yes. Am I slightly relieved that getting on the pints 2-3 times a week for an entire month is now over? Also yes.

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Real Madrid Xtra @RealMadridXtra

4 months ago

🚨💣🎙️| Florentino Perez: "The player I'm going to offer €150M for next week is NOT Haaland, NOT Michael Olise, NOT Kane, NOT Doku." "He's not a FORWARD and also NOT a defender." "My SUPERSTAR doesn't play in the Premier League." "He is a CRISTIANO RONALDO TYPE OF

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Marty Lawrence @TeaAndCopy

5 months ago

The Telegraph @Telegraph

5 months ago

🔴 Peter Kay rushed off stage as venue evacuated over ‘suspicious bag’ telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/05/0…

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Marty Lawrence @TeaAndCopy

5 months ago

To anyone who received this link in a DM from me, please do not click. I was hacked and it’s a scam. You’d never catch me dead hosting a podcast.

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Marty Lawrence @TeaAndCopy

6 months ago

It’s been so hot today, I’ve told everyone Trump is doing a fantastic job just for the cold stares.

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6 months ago

BREAKING: Man on far-right says we shouldn't ban far-right people

Politics UK @PolitlcsUK

6 months ago

🚨 WATCH: Nigel Farage says the Government shouldn't ban Kanye West from coming to the UK "If we start banning people from entering the country because we don't like what they say, I worry where that ends up... it's a dangerous path to go down"