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Java Global PR @JavaGlobalPR

14 years ago

@slyphon blog.tommorris.org/post/204569326…

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14 years ago

Wondering "What do homophobes, racist assholes think of Opera's adoption of WebKit?", wonder no more: theregister.co.uk/2013/02/18/eic…

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16 years ago

Our diverse community of board members from Oracle shows that we are committed to openly drive Real Java forward #IBMandOracleSittingInATree

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Java Global PR @JavaGlobalPR

16 years ago

Happy to announce that the Apache Foundation fully endorses ORCL steering of Java by continuing to participate on the JCP #DoAsYouAreTold

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16 years ago

Silverlight is dead, we know dead technologies when we see them #JavaFX #Android

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16 years ago

Sorry for the lack of updates, we are preparing some lawsuits against Java users to improve our quarter numbers #FreedomCosts

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16 years ago

Shorter Gosling: How dare Apple promote their proprietary OSX APIs, they should push Java's proprietary APIs instead! http://bit.ly/bLz2Nr

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16 years ago

@starprof We will force Apple to adopt Java again and to smile while they ship it!

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16 years ago

There is no need to worry about Apple deprecating Java on OSX, nobody uses Macs anyways: http://bit.ly/altVFa #whoCares

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16 years ago

Friend1: "at least android kept java's "write once, debug everywhere" mantra" F2: "its better than j2me's 'write once, suck everywhere'"

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16 years ago

@RichardVowles We offer a 1,299.99 extension pack for months that have 31 days and a 10 dollar discount coupon for Februaries with 28 days.

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Java Global PR @JavaGlobalPR

16 years ago

Today we are announcing 20, 50 and 100 $/month subscription service that will give you 30-days patent protection from Oracle #PeaceOfMind

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16 years ago

Today we are happy to announce that we are joining hands with IBM to troll the Java space with patents: http://bit.ly/a50BI5

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16 years ago

Oops. Corporate just notified us that JavaFX is apparently dead. Anyways, Windows Phone 7 is dead, because they dont support Scala There!

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16 years ago

Mark our words: Windows Phone 7 lack of support for Java will be its Waterloo. The enterprise has spoken: JavaFX is the future.

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16 years ago

@franksands Does it run Java? No? Then who cares what its called.

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16 years ago

Not quite sure how we feel about today's news that Motorola is now suing Apple over some phone patents, but let us just say: Go JavaME!

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16 years ago

Wanted to point out that @grueber saying "Windows 7 Phone is better than Android" does not really say much about Windows 7 Phone. Go JavaME!

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16 years ago

We regret Microsoft's appalling choice of virtual machine for their WinPhone, but applaud them for suing the Android copycat.

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16 years ago

Forrester Analyst irresponsibly claims managers should be concerned about Java use: http://bit.ly/d3eAGo Promise: We wont sue you (today)

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