Howdee @HowdeeCS

3.3 billion snuffed out by my own hand. Feeling the sweat and anxiety in their pathetic flimsy body’s as they drift away like dust in the wind. Remember me when you are in the shower and cower in fear for this will be your fate. I am water’s bane, from ml to gallons I reign.

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Howdee @HowdeeCS

3 months ago

Humans are like gold fish they grow overtime to fit the size of their furniture. Health experts take notes, to solve obesity shrink the chairs!

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Howdee @HowdeeCS

3 months ago

Let a white man colonize your brain with some knowledge!

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Howdee @HowdeeCS

3 months ago

What was once black mold soon evolved into a new ascension on the plane of human advancement and more specifically, my co existence and subsequent merging with this incredible power yet untapped.

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Howdee @HowdeeCS

3 months ago

I have been cultivating and taking cuttings of undergrowth from under my desk and in my keyboard selectively breeding the most potent mold spores both known and unknown to mankind.

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Howdee @HowdeeCS

3 months ago

My testicles sit like an emperor on his throne. Dainty, yet regal in his demeanor contrasted by the brutish sac of skin that extends outwards on all sides with its supple yet leathery facade serving as his noble protectorate much like a humble member of the royal guard.

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Howdee @HowdeeCS

3 months ago

Like Eminem, I get road head in my car bed.

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Howdee @HowdeeCS

3 months ago

Little guy’s not looking for an ego death, but for only some meth inside his toolset. So proud of my brother, he’s a hard worker!

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Howdee @HowdeeCS

3 months ago

I ain’t smoking LSD cuz my ego’s not suicidal.

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Howdee @HowdeeCS

3 months ago

FIFA should make the World Cup have the top 3 teams directly qualify for the next World Cup like the host nations do. This also gives the third place decider game more meaning.

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Howdee @HowdeeCS

3 months ago

So too would a Sunday morning feel like their own reoccurring holocaust deflating not only the population, but their hearts too. Remember this on your next Cities Skylines playthrough.

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Howdee @HowdeeCS

3 months ago

The fact that Sonic inflation is as big of a phenomenon implies there must be a city planner that gets very happy when Monday comes around. They must love all the commuters ballooning and inflating the population downtown when people go back to work.