Daniel Maenle @DanTheSQLMan
Senior Consultant at SQL Solutions Group. The views expressed here are my own and not of my employer. He/him Republic of the Philippines Joined July 2015-
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I'm late to the party. But I built my first power bi dashboard to be able to elegantly present some data for better software development priorities in database pipelines.
Well this is terrifying
The scariest number here: 3.61% of CPUs in one large-scale study were found to cause silent data corruptions. Not “a few bad chips.” Nearly 4 out of every 100 processors doing math wrong, silently, with no error log. Google coined the term “mercurial cores” in 2021 after their
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This man volunteered to tell a joke and absolutely killed it
@SQLGroup Brewster's millions would have been over with a poor entity framework query.
@ShishirShelke1 You canceled my order 2 times thinking it was fraud.
@lavabit_support I have been unable to login and have not had response yet from email support request. Some attempts saying server maintenance,others saying account is locked.
@matt_vanswol I recently had to get a chest x-ray. Paid in cash. 7$. Oh wait I live in the Philippines.
@erikdarlingdata @GFritchey And make sure you talk about sp_quickiestore
@kekline I have several on my GitHub and can go over them
@GrandPOOBear I give to help prevent more Poo stomps to other great players.
@sqlagentman I moved out of the USA. Welcome to come to the Philippines. Happy yo go diving and play DND if you do. 😃
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RETWEET if you stand with Jack Smith against Trump!
Going to be taking more active effort in life. What books help a reflective and meaningful life to you? Taking recommendations. Starting with Born a Crime by Trevor Noah. And Guns Germs And Steel. By Jared Diamond
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