Tim Ford @sqlagentman
Radicalized | Yogi | Microsoft MVP 2009-22 | Founder #SQLCruise | Re:Invent Speaker thesqlagentman.com Poo Poo Point, WA Joined April 2008-
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I'm used to worrying about people stealing production data. Now I have to worry about my own machine and what it has access to. Varun Badhwar on why developers became the target, and what it means that every machine is running a coding agent with high privileges. Full episode: ha
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@GFritchey @way0utwest “Who” is coding is at an inflection point. The nature of that coding experience is less about syntax than it is about interrogation and reasoning. Pushing back on assumptions from a viewpoint of experience against an AI that does great with creating the black lines to color in.
@Rickytheslayer2 @TheMaineWonk @ScottJenningsKY @adammocklerr Calm down, Dear.
@KKousen98803 @hwinkler4real Calm down, Dear.
@GFritchey Wouldn’t do now or when you were 23?
Tim Ford retweeted
Getting the SQL Server MCP Server Running voiceofthedba.com/2026/07/27/get…
@way0utwest Are you going to let Slack boss you around like that?
Leave it to this administration to try to tell us something no one has ever said: “Buy Oracle - save Money”
@MrBeast 1,000,000. $10,000 * 100. Hunch.
Tim Ford retweeted
UN SOLO ARCHIVO CLAUDE. md ACABA DE ALCANZAR EL #1 EN TENDENCIAS DE GITHUB. 82,100 estrellas. 7.8k forks. cero dependencias. Guarda esto en favoritos antes de que se te olvide. Y tu Claude empezará a funcionar de manera diferente. 4 principios. un archivo. Hábitos de codificación LLM de Karpathy. destilados. > piensa antes de codificar. > simplicidad primero. > solo ediciones quirúrgicas. > objetivos dirigidos por metas antes de empezar. Intercámbialo en tu CLAUDE. md hoy. tu Código Claude se convierte en una herramienta diferente. Léelo hoy. Enlace abajo. Claude → Habilidades → CLAUDE. md → Código Mejor → Sistemas Mejores → Dinero
@MamaBadger57 @CynicalPublius @S_Fitzpatrick @TheAtlantic I’ll take 1000 for it never happened
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Local votes matter. I wonder what percentage of registered voters decided the fate of this project through inaction when called upon to perform their most basic duties.
Kevin O'Leary's massive data center was approved by a county commission in Utah last night. At 40,000 acres, it would be 2.5x the size of Manhattan. The commission approved the proposal despite opposition from hundreds of locals.
Tim Ford retweeted
Trauma Brain is going to have you asking "okay, but what was MY role?" in everything that happens TO you. Personal responsibility is great, & a cornerstone of trauma recovery-- but that DOESN'T mean everything that FEELS like your fault, is. Step back. Slow down. Breathe. Think.
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