Michael | Dad Off Script @DadOffScript
Dad Off Script. Dad of 3. Geek by nature. Advocate by experience. Showing up, figuring it out, writing it down. The parenting manual didn’t cover this. linktr.ee/fatherhoodrelo… Dad HQ, Kentucky Joined April 2020-
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I find it fascinating how it’s always “Mom” Look, my wife deserve every single acknowledgment, it’s just funny how quickly people are to dismiss me in the equation
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Ah yes, #AppleEvent day! Where I’m reminded just how middle class I am.
Gross
Today officially marks the beginning of the late 2020s.
I remember when this happened!! That double VHS took up so much damn shelf space!
📼🚢 On the night of August 31, 1998, Blockbuster and other video stores stayed open late for the midnight release of the blockbuster ‘Titanic’ on VHS. Released at 12:01 a.m. on September 1, the movie came as a two-tape VHS set because of its 3-hour, 14-minute runtime
Dolly, Tim Curry, and now Optimus?!
Peter Cullen has sadly passed away at the age of 85. He is the iconic voice of many characters, including Optimus Prime.
"A bunch of times" feels like something I would say in that scenario. lol reddit.com/r/funny/s/msLI…
RIP Dolly
Dolly Parton, the beloved global entertainment icon who sold more than 100 million records and whose songwriting prowess and sure-handed approach to her career reshaped the face of country music, popular music, and the entertainment industry at large, has died. 🕊️
With school starting this week, I finally wrapped up the posts from the summer. thegreeneaffect.com/five-years-in-…
Regardless of anything else, I just teared up watching Harrison react to the teaser trailer. So August 6, 2027 can’t get here quick enough now.
For real life?! The Bluey Movie is coming only to theaters August 6, 2027 💙 youtube.com/watch?v=I0YWGg…
Amazon’s misrepresentation of when things will be delivered is getting exhausting.
Michael | Dad Off Script retweeted
First teaser for ‘THE BLUEY MOVIE’. In theaters on August 6, 2027.
I’m ashamed I understand this
We need a word for when you eat pancakes so fast your whole chest freezes up Sort of like a brain freeze but for pancakes
If you have a Monster Energy drink tattoo on your neck, that is the only thing I need to know about you. And even then, it’s more than I care to know.
I’m going to have to watch this season, aren’t I?
Peter Capaldi has been cast in ‘ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING’ Season 6. He is the third Doctor to appear in this season, alongside David Tennant and Jodie Whittaker. (Source: Deadline)
With the number of users I have who email me in all caps, I understand Carl’s pain when talking to Donut in chat. #Iamyellingcarl #dcc
Sometimes what changes your life isn't what's in the picture; it's what's just outside the frame. This was a story I knew I needed to write. thegreeneaffect.com/the-photo-i-th…
The fact that beyond Sadie Sink, I’m not really familiar with the actors they’re casting as X-Men so far, actually excites me more than if they were all actors I knew
I feel like he's a bit too old for this unless he's playing an older George. (Assuming he's playing George and not Mr. Spacely)
Jim Carrey is officially set to star in a live-action 'The Jetsons' movie
They’re getting the whole damn band back together
Kevin J. O’Connor and Oded Fehr are returning for the new ‘MUMMY’ movie. In theaters on October 15, 2027. (Source: Deadline)
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