visual basic @visualbasic97
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@FoolOfD meat department of a grocery store
why am i the only guy at work who hasn’t paid for an abortion
i’m not cut out for the incel lifestyle
@BarrySilbert most obvious waiting room dump on retail i’ve ever seen
this is how i feel about the spider that’s been living in my bathroom for 3 weeks. maybe they are lonely & want connection but their exterior will always prevent anyone from getting too close bc they know I’ll kill them but they still choose to risk coming out. hedgehog dilemma
Japan’s prime minister has revealed an unlikely companion during her long hours at work: a cockroach. Sanae Takaichi said she felt “a little lonely” after staff removed the insect from her official residence, because she thought it might be part of the cycle of reincarnation.
i bought an entire meal from in-n-out for a homeless person once then later that night i matched 4/7 numbers on the powerball. since then ive tried to repeat this phenomenon with larger and larger amounts of money to no success. i think it was the first time i was pure of heart and all the subsequent times greed had influence over my soul
50% of my meals are ground beef and rice. i’m not even trying to save money i think it’s food autism at this point
my life is so in shambles the bull run isn’t even bringing me happiness or excitement
@FTX_YoungBoy what pokémon cards do you have
tried to do my adhd trick where i stare at a blank wall for 20 minutes but i accidentally fell asleep
@tolstoybb at the place i work they raised the price of the wagyu picanha steaks from 19.99 to 29.99 so now i just mark it down to choice and sell it to myself
slot machines aren't gambling you're just hedging uncertainty on what symbols show up next
my stupid retarded dad is trying to date like 6 months after my mom died and i’m convinced they are just gonna take all his money and make him change his will. i don’t know whether to hate men for being disgusting animals or to hate women for being manipulative whores
pakistani coworker asked me for advice on what to do on his trip to nyc bc i mentioned i had gone before and i told him about the met, cloisters, natural history museum and when he got back he was like yeah bro i just went to the hookah lounge. why would you even ask for advice
my sister keeps telling everyone she’s going to law school and my other brothers and sisters are just talking shit and telling her she’s stupid. idk why she bothers trying to get reassurance from anyone. i would rather get reassurance from chat gpt than my family
didn’t achieve any of my summer goals so i’m moving the goal post to end of the year
every time i see someone give up hope on crypto on the timeline i buy more. now is the time when kings are made. i’m buying when no one gives a shit and i’ll sell when the mania is at its peak again
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cold 🥑 @coldhealing
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pavlo @LaughterHaver
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Tren de Aragua Custom... @deadhandjesus
41K Followers 2K Following I'm a stress free kinda guy V 16🇻🇪🤝🇨🇳Non-actionable. https://t.co/edMeQ8MYRM
cold 🥑 @coldhealing
284K Followers 3K Following TikTok anthropologist, midwesterner-in-exile, dark statistician, vegan, ex @Kroger. There is a secret garden in the middle of America
LindyMan @PaulSkallas
237K Followers 991 Following Lindy Newsletter: https://t.co/k3A03LYLi1 @lindyeffect
pavlo @LaughterHaver
41K Followers 1K Following Hello! my name is pavlo . I am a Centralist and I love to FUCKING!
President-Elect Togur... @PresidentToguro
44K Followers 1K Following No church in the wild. /// alt @Emysticism
Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers
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taking my plushies to... @2femcel2furious
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Experienced Website U... @RisenRabbit
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Lewis 🇺🇸 @ctjlewis
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