Twinks @tinytwink
I'm sarcastic and Northern. Joined July 2013-
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2025 Round up … lost 3 and a half stone Gained a promotion House remains full of adult children and dogs 3 holidays taken and two booked. Shower tray remains broken because Jet 2 keep sending me more offers than B&Q.
@harryprecum1 Absolutely. Best thing I have ever purchased
Merry Xmas you filthy animals. Time for some gin and Home Alone. Gone are the days of wrapping at midnight and prodding a turkey every 5 minutes to see if it has defrosted 👍
@stephenrshaw I like living life on the edge 😂
Right go on, piss off and have a bloody amazing Christmas. PS… the alcohol photo is reused from last year because this years is all still in bags. The double fridge died 4 years ago. Yes there is a large Lurpak. The turkey is currently under construction. #TwinksXmasFridge
Making chocolate bark like Mary fucking Berry.
Upsated alcohol photo now I have finished going to 15 supermarkets and farm shops.
@M4ttso @FannilyFortunes Ffs I was not however I am so shit at remembering to look in here
@mostly_grumpy It is already pjrchased and in the ‘second fridge’ ….
Stay tuned for #XmasFridge this time next week… You didn’t think I would let you down, did you?
@mostly_grumpy Hahaaaa totally forgot about that 😂
@mostly_grumpy Hahaa I am good thanks. You? Which tweet? 😂
I have clothes all over the bed and the landing and my motivation has suddenly disappeared and I am sitting in the middle of it wearing some sunglasses a bikini top and pyjama bottoms.
We fly on sunday morning. Ellie has not packed. She has however chosen to leave an opened suitcase on the landing for the last three days and throw things in its general direction every now and again.
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