Sebastian Meine @sqlity
Sebastian is the SQL Stylist at http://t.co/r75Y0fMs82 llc - Guiding you to Readable, Maintainable, Error-Free & Fast T-SQL Code. sqlity.net Philadelphia Joined December 2008-
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I don't see how a must-finish-N-stories "Sprint Goal" does anything at all useful for anybody, at least not if you have any pretense of agility. Everything from effort to "value" makes no difference. You won't know the value (or the effort) until after you deliver. ↓
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@_AlexYates_ The account still exists (linkedin.com/in/milanmilano…). The article was hastily changed to be less of a copy (under recently shared):
@tsqltorg If you are trying to run tSQLt on a case-sensitive SQL Server Instance (not just a case-sensitive database), this release is for you.
Running tSQLt tests without the transaction is now possible. This allows for example testing of SSIS packages. It also allows you to shoot yourself in the foot. So, go gently.
New tSQLt release published: V1.0.8043.39707 Release Notes: tsqlt.org/835/tsqlt-v1-0… Download: tsqlt.org/download/tsqlt/ Days since the last release: 94
Great session today. Loved everyone's questions at #PASSDataCommunitySummit. It seems a lot of people want to use #tSQLt on #AzureSQL DB. Let's upvote this @Microsoft feedback item: feedback.azure.com/d365community/…
@EdDebug It Is the fans. Just went through the same thing (without the keyboard). It’s a night&day difference since cleaning them. If you’re comfortable, open it up (make sure you get instructions online first). Air-cans just blow stuff in deeper and you risk condensation. #macperformance
#tSQLtLive is back with some more #tSQLt live coding on SpyProcedure for synonyms - Episode 3. Watch some TDD in #SQLServer happening in real-time and get your questions answered. Join us at 12:30 EDT here: youtu.be/hhZ7Ojm4P5g
#tSQLtLive is back with some more #tSQLt live coding on SpyProcedure for synonyms. Watch some TDD in #SQLServer happening in real-time and get your questions answered. Join us at 12:30 EDT here: youtu.be/UX5FJGJ8Ue0
We're working on an online training series about Data Platform #DevOps, UnitTesting, and #tSQLt for #SQLServer. The first class will be ready soon. Want to be notified when it's ready? → sqlity.net/en/tSQLt-train…
Come join me for some live coding with Dmitrij (github.com/dkultasev) on tSQLt tomorrow 10/15 at noon EDT: youtube.com/watch?v=ELfagp…
@MSSQLServerDBA Thanks, @MSSQLServerDBA. I have tried the demo - it wasn't convincing enough. I need something else - preferably an article or @SQLServer documentation that leaves no room for doubt.
#sqlhelp, looking for a convincing article: I have 2 tables in 2 different DBs but with the same name (db1.dbo.tbl & db2.dbo.tbl). I also have an SSP db1.dbo.sp1 that SELECT * FROM dbo.tbl; When calling EXEC db1.dbo.sp1; while being connected to db2, which table is accessed?
The answer seems obvious, but I need some help convincing a friend.
Had to remove UFOs from the new dacpacs 🛸🛸
New tSQLt release published: V1.0.7950.1808 Release Notes: tsqlt.org/824/tsqlt-v1-0… Download: tsqlt.org/download/tsqlt/ Days since the last release: 7
Sebastian Meine retweeted
Confirmed: The DNS records that tell systems how to find Facebook.com or Instagram.com got withdrawn this morning from the global routing tables. Can you imagine working at FB right now, when your email no longer works & all your internal FB-based tools fail?
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