Jennifer Anderson @sqlSmiles
Petaluma, CA Joined July 2018-
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@sqlgrrl Reasonable is subjective ... that said I love my Cutco knives. If you want to have fun, go to estate sales and build your own set on the cheap.
@SQLPioneer @eleightondick Two questions, was there whiskey in your morning coffee, and couldn't you find a bigger screen?
@chizabelll Is your brand 'uncute'? Unless your brand is uncute then I think you are 'on brand'!
@chizabelll My favorite is when statistics are quoted in journals and I just reply - there are lies, dam lies, and statistics! I once read three different papers all citing the same evidence from the same source and they had three different conclusions - they were all peer-reviewed papers!
Grooming bill for this sweetheart would exceed his size.
So happy to work for an organization that works to support those who are not always visible. #covidsupport #philanthropy #nonprofits #nonprofit #charity lnkd.in/gbqJsPY
@JVTWILLIE Sr Tech Systems Analyst for a charitable foundation - to say we are busy is an understatement.
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This is what it’s come to at my house since y’all bought up all the toilet paper.
@GFritchey I started on WordPerfect and showed it to my dad. He used it on his system until the day he died. He hated Word and typed everything with reveal codes turned on so he could see what was happening.
@SQLPioneer, I think you and @AaronBertrand should talk.
[Blog] : A minor office reorg - part 1 sqlblog.org/2020/01/21/a-m…
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@IrishSQL Yep, that will hide my thighs, no one will speak to me because I look like a loon but my thighs won't look big.
@tradney You can do it. My two year anniversary is next month. If I can cut 32 oz a day, you too can do it!
Times I’ve Silently Belted “Let it Go” to Cope With Corporate Culture - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency mcsweeneys.net/articles/times…
The lesson from Jon Bon Jovi's JBJ Soul Kitchens: "Find your good, and do it." cbsnews.com/news/jon-bon-j…
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