Matt @scriptumsent
and gathering swallows X in the skies Joined April 2011-
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heard a podcaster mispronouncing “scythe” as “sithe” and looked it up and found out he was right and I’ve been pronouncing it as sheeth wrongly for years. I have no idea how I got it so wrong.
Bringing iced coffee to a job interview and pouring it on the interviewer to establish dominance
(to Bugs Bunny) does it smell like updoc in here?
@franzsherbert Strong list though I think BCS beats Breaking Bad (not sure if you’ve seen it). I still need to see The Americans.
The Church reading the Song of Songs
Taylor Swift reacts to Travis Kelce’s touchdown during the Chiefs game: “That’s my husband!”
Is… is that allowed?
Vance: We need somebody who will fight back against the fart left. Now, you may not have even heard that, but I just called them the fart left, not the far left.
Matt retweeted
“I just haven’t met Thou yet”
keep confusing martin buber with michael buble
Aristotle vindicated
there's a therapeutic technique called behavioral activation which can be a little confusing in therapy speak, but i found these memes that explain it in examples very well ^_^
Millennials are like “debit where debit is due”
[watching AOTC with the kids] Obi-Wan (to Anakin): “Why do I get the feeling you’re going to be the death of me?” 8yo: “That’s dramatic irony!”
Changes the whole scene.
Took me 14 years to realize Bane’s ‘for you’ wasn’t a reply to ‘you’re a big guy’ he was just finishing his own sentence. Changes the whole scene.
JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran says Strait of Hormuz will remain closed until President Trump and Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu are removed from power.
Goosebumps. For all its faults, Western Christian culture is still worth defending.
Goosebumps. For all its faults, Western Christian culture is still worth defending.
@FrDylanSchrader lol yeah, you don’t exactly have to go far down the bench!
Americans can’t write funny novels. After 250 years, they still don't have a sense of humour. spectator.com/article/why-am…
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