Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit
Writer. Widow. Worrywart. Hates mint chocolate. Got the girlies pressed. #fuckcancer 💌 BAD BRAIN newsletter ↴ ashleyreese.substack.com NYC via LA Joined February 2009-
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went to the dentist in the spring, guy tells me i have 8 cavities and it's going to be $2k out of pocket to get em fixed. i got two of them filled. went to a new dentist yesterday, guy says I have 0 cavities and that he's not trying to do more work than i need. cool profession
I interviewed Lydia Lunch in her apartment in 2017. Her fridge only had white wine and cake. At her concert later, she said she’d only sell me a record if the guy with me was buying it. He said he had no money. So she fired back, "Wtf is a girl like you doing with a broke guy?"
I’m crying man
@whataboutnascar if i have to explain to you why having pink and blue stickers all over your face is unprofessional there is no helping you
@Arya_No1 This happened with my friend’s MIL at an event the night before the wedding and my friend was FURIOUS LOL
Waiting for “I should be able to wear white at my friend’s wedding” discourse
@whataboutnascar if i have to explain to you why having pink and blue stickers all over your face is unprofessional there is no helping you
Hey @NYPDTransit , some guy was threatening to kill people on the 5 train I rode today. When I got off at 125th to report it to these cops, they told me not to bother them and call 911. What are these people being paid to do? Sit on their phones? @NYPDPC
It was always so funny when he pretended to do this ethnic white solidarity thing during an interrogation
SVU episode I’m watching just had Stabler say: “you’re Irish. You were raised to respect women.”
USB-C one of the best modern tech inventions and you're complaining
Being able to charge an iPhone, a weed pen, AirPods, a hookah and a PS5 controller on the same cord don’t sit right with me
This little throwaway tweet about jazz shouldn’t be seen as erasing the fact that black artists are the backbone and blueprint of the genre unless you thrive on being overly pedantic. Don’t tell me how to tweet!
True but Brubeck ain't the reason or the context you should've tweeted this lol. Say this with a Black clip lol
@offbeatorbit I think about this all the time youtu.be/-_cuFNFqi2Y?is…
heartwarming
i thought there was a new chatbot called Eugene cause my dad kept being like “i’m asking Eugene about that restaurant” “let’s see where Eugene says to park.” but he just made a friend called Eugene
the problem isn't the age gap it's that he's best friends with her father and she grew up with his daughter!!!
The one storyline in Friends people always tell me that hasn't aged well is the Monica dating Richard storyline. Sure people will say that women in the 90s dating older guys was more commonplace than it is now but i still didn't enjoy the storyline.
for those who don’t know. The creator of one of Gaga’s major fan pages was in Russian prison for the past year and they’re just discovering the Mayhem era for the first time and it’s everything
Sorry about the lack of updates, I was literally in prison 😭 Kirill here. If you don’t know me, I’m the owner of Gaga Daily, and every social media post you saw from 2009 through 2024 was from me. I never use this account to post anything personal, but I feel like I owe you all
The implications of releasing a song called “Patient Zero” right when the Massachusetts Lesbian Bar gets rid of its mask mandate… right…
I'm sorry, but Dad needs to step the fuck up.
happy birthday me
It’s so cute when people first discover this person
I microdose the western massachusetts experience by living in park slope where most residents secretly dream of having the power to arrest people at the slightest inconvenience, but channel that dysfunction into their position at the food co-op
my grandpa grew up with them he said they were mean as shit and would throw rocks at other kids in the neighborhood LMAO
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