Obfuscurity @obfuscurity
O11y Engineer @Nscale. Founder @Monitorama. Previously: OCI, Replicated, Fastly, Sensu, Librato, Dyn, GitHub, Heroku & more. obfuscurity.com Westminster, MD Joined August 2009-
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@ChaseMcDou @grafana They absolutely have proprietary code in Grafana Enterprise, and presumably some in Grafana Cloud. Not to mention any R&D that hasn't GTM yet.
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Nothing to see here. Except for a form to register your interest in a future event. 💞 ti.to/monitorama/tbd…
@Its_JSTN This boomer had the chance to meet you at Newark worlds and watch you at your "peak" only to see you get better and wiser with age. It was awesome to see you continuing to compete at the highest level for years and your future rest will be well-deserved. Thanks for the memories.
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Classic Librato has only been available as a Heroku Add-on for some number of years now. My understanding is it's finally being sunset tonight. Will always be grateful to my colleagues and all of our amazing users for making it possible.
ICYMI I got into #coffee roasting a few years back during the pandemic. After a hiatus, I've decided to start it back up again. I have a few bags remaining this round if you're interested. $20 + $9 S&H. buy.stripe.com/eVa9Cf2p64ZHf0…
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You know what if I'm gonna murder my mentions so be it.
Kubernetes has single handed set our industry back a decade. Companies are going to die because they spend more time “managing Kubernetes” than building a product.
I have to regularly reset my already low expectations for how bad @panerabread food has become. I really miss #StLouisBreadCo. The flavor of the toppings were indistinguishable from the toast they were hydraulically pressed into.
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Who's ready for some fun? ICYMI tickets are still available for this year's event. Check out this lineup! monitorama.com/2024/pdx.html#…
@CarrollCoMD Why hasn't there been any visible progress on the Bicycle-Pedestrian Master Plan in the last four years? Westminster is flush with cyclists who want to use bikes as primary transportation but the city has failed us.
@CarrollCoMD How about some progress on the Bicycle-Pedestrian Master Plan instead?
@WahveyRL mind sharing your spotify playlist?
the nerve on this guy
You know what if I'm gonna murder my mentions so be it.
OH: you know i was trying to get work done today and your laundered tweet is blowing up
@Vimeo I DM'd but haven't gotten a response.
@Vimeo could someone please explain to me what's going on here
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We launched this quietly, but we now sell returned and refurbished memory and storage (securely erased) for ~50% off with 11th Gen and 12th Gen configurations. We're reducing waste at the same time as reducing the cost of entry to the Framework Laptop ecosystem.
You know what if I'm gonna murder my mentions so be it.
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