Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics
"Rick Moranis' hyperactive bug-eyed son" - a newspaper Slimes / Physics / Jurassic Park Dossier / Slugs / That Slade video that just repeats the first line linktr.ee/michaelmisrubb… Dennistoun, Glasgow Joined January 2009-
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I continue my quest to find out which British city has the loudest 'not by much'.
📣 NOT BY MUCH 📢 at @thelexington
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Pals of Birmingham, London and Newport, please do me a solid and come to one of these @SLIMECITYmusic shows. Its v tough being an entitled manbaby with an expensive hobby and I appreciate the support ✊
📣 Last call for this SLIME CITY jaunt ⚠️ Final tickets for 👇 🗓️ 10 SEP // BIRMINGHAM @DarkHorseMosele w/ Sweetpool & @phwoarband ⚠️ 🗓️ 11 SEP // LONDON @thelexington w/ @TheMetatronsvox & @HeadNoiseUK ⚠️ 🗓️ 12 SEP // NEWPORT Le Pub w/ @TheMetatronsvox & Rainyday Rainbow ⚠️
@DominikDiamond Yaaasss, see you then!
Me, incapable of an original thought, using memes as stage patter.
#NotAllDads 💩🧻 10 SEP // BIRMINGHAM 11 SEP // LONDON 12 SEP // NEWPORT 03 OCT // WHITBY *SOLD OUT* 04 OCT // HULL 22 NOV // GLASGOW *SOLD OUT* 21 FEB // LEEDS 27 FEB // GATESHEAD 28 FEB // GLASGOW
As always from the legend @jonronson, this was an exceptional read. Both nuanced and obsessive. He's a real life Fletch sometimes!
@DominikDiamond Any chance of this coming to the homeland in the future??
Turns out I'm the traitor #thetraitorsus
@Th3Sxmnambulist Haha I forgot why but I'm sorry.
That time I tidied up noel gallagher's eyebrows and oasis fans were NOT happy
@DominikDiamond @guardian It's a must!
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Michael is banging out bangers just now.
I wrote a quick song about how I don't want to make love all night because I've got work in the morning.
This is now on YourTubs if that's your thing of pref youtube.com/shorts/Yx0pJeL…
Wrote a quick song about how those meta glasses have ruined my look
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Met that guy from kasabian in the park earlier
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@michaelmphysics This is like string theory in action,the universe is just a giant vibrating Holness!
The blockbusters hand jive but every time it loops it gets faster
It's finally been answered and I can sleep now.
Wonder what Am Brian is up to these days.
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