Siv🇿🇦🌻🇵🇸 @_MrsMaps
Criminal Profiler | Visual Artist | Dyslexic Writer | Arsenal 🤍❤ Kaizer Chiefs ✌💛 Kansas City Chiefs #KCKingdom instagram.com/siviwe.matroos/ InTheHeartsOfThoseWhoLoveMe Joined May 2010-
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@khanyisile__n_ I just got annoyed all over again 😂
Around 2014/15 I was tutoring LLB students, Financial Accounting. I forgot mine with one of my students, yangama sososo xa ndiyifuna back, never saw the guy again. Hope he's a lawyer now 😏
bought mine nge R600 ngo 2022 , but oyifunayo andibambe caleni ndingamhlisela xabiso fast 😭🙏🏾
@TheMatriache 16yo's dad gave permission 🙃
@fezbe 😭 probably. I was so mad at myself for agreeing to travel so far. Gave him a discount to top it off.
Arrest them all tog. Nee fok.
Only @LuuJayB .
Who’s allowed to show up at your house unannounced?
The WHO told the WHAT????
"The minor's father, Mr M, told me his 16 year has a crush on me" - Shadrack Sibiya Bafethu, amadoda athen lawa???
4.
I've also had people watching how I text and they copy my style. I don't mind this. As long as you still sound like you. This is bare minimum really but I do appreciate the effort still.
Usually when I meet a new person, especially if I really like you. I'll tell you I'm dyslexic from the jump. Most people do this cute thing where they immediately change how they text. They start dividing their texts into short paragraphs, for different topics 🤭
Mind you my friends say I'm exaggerating this weight thing. Bethuna I've definitely lost more than 20kg. 🥺
Me: F kodwa sizoythini lento yeweight yam? Wawukhe wambona wena umtshakazi ongangam? 😭 Andigowi ndiyafokofa.
Just got off a call with oomf. We were trying out different wigs to hide the scar on my forehead cause I have to travel soon and I'm a bit (a lot) insecure about it 🥺
@b_razaan Omg what do you eat from the list then? 😂
Same 🤭
I am laughing because in all my dating years, I have NEVER EVER received a girlfriend allowance!
@ShoogahPops I knew you'd be the right person to ask 😭💛🌻
Ndiziqalele into eshushu on WA. Now I don't know how to say bendidlala 😩 @ShoogahPops send help.
Just got off a call with oomf. We were trying out different wigs to hide the scar on my forehead cause I have to travel soon and I'm a bit (a lot) insecure about it 🥺
@ShoogahPops Let me ask them to send money first 🤭
This is me yazi. Even my chest would clear immediately.
Most of us aren't going through a lot. We just need money. Like me right now, there's absolutely nothing wrong with me. I'm just financially inconvenienced. The moment money hits my account, I'll recover immediately.
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