NelisKe @Visualdata123

@kamauwaruhiu We kwendaaa 😂😂

@_mr_mutinda Alearn kucombine shot one and 2 😂😂

@SeretsiNkhama @blincuer254 Hii ni kama kusema Equity bank ni ya wakikuyu juu Mwangi ndie CEO. Yaani, just do better.

@kamauwaruhiu There are three options; funny, rich or a thug

@nziokamul1 @ignyharaz2 Utafanya ndugu aanze kushuku mama 😂 some things are better left unsaid.

@CopShakurkihara It's very sad what happened to him. But do you guys know how Mungiki used to terrorize people? Rape and murder women, men, and children. People had to literally pay protection fees to live freely in their homes. Goons siku hizi they are a shadow to what Mungiki was.

Gentlemen, if you can, please don't create broken families. You are obligated to being present in your daughter's life and to be an excellent example to your son. Be the father with the cool presence, not just the dad with the cool presents.

Na umejaribu kufikiria, lakini ni kama haiwork.

MUSYOKI @KE_musyoki

6 days ago

Random thought: Sifuna took Ruto's money and impeached Gachagua. Sifuna now wants Kalonzo to deputise him. How says that Sifuna will not impeach Kalonzo and appoint Ruto as his deputy? Sifuna owes Ruto. Huwezi kula pesa ya Ruto bure. Just ask around. ^MP 🎗️ 🇰🇪

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In the next few months, you are going to witness your favorite “influencers” pieces of shit rather, completely collaborate with evil. They will gaslight you with all manner of excuses. They will try to convince you to give this government a chance. They will even rub it in your face. Because they have to work for the money. But no matter how hard it gets, don’t forget the truth. Don’t forget all the dynasties have ever done is guard their resources. Don’t forget the hustler just used that narrative to get your votes. Don’t forget that as your parents retire, their parents are getting luxurious jobs. Don’t forget how much of a mess our education system is. Don’t forget how much of a mess our healthcare system is. Please don’t forget the ones who walked so you can run. This is the era of homeguards and real fighters. No matter how much they tell you to sell your soul, don’t do it. You deserve to sleep better at night knowing you are not a sellout. This too shall pass✌🏾 Also, yes, I said pieces of shit

Wtf.

Moe @moneyacademyKE

a week ago

Electricity costs have gone up again. EPRA has added new charges that will increase power bills by about Sh4.16 per unit in September.

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Unaona venye hiyo lorry ya maziwa imeanguka wakenya wakakimbia kuiba . Hivo ndio lorry ya pesa huanguka bunge . We can't hate politicians when we are exactly like them.

@moneyacademyKE Hizi sasa zinaelekea State House

Kamau, wewe ni muingereza sidio?

🐉🏍️ @Kamau266

2 weeks ago

Real ugali people hautawai tupata kwa shelves za supermarket tukinunua izo stuff tasteless za white zinakaa cocaine.Izo hukua unga za wakikuyu za kubreak monotony ya kukula waru na njahe 6 days a week.

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Real ugali people hautawai tupata kwa shelves za supermarket tukinunua izo stuff tasteless za white zinakaa cocaine.Izo hukua unga za wakikuyu za kubreak monotony ya kukula waru na njahe 6 days a week.

Babu Owino makes us who went to school and in particular University of Nairobi, School of Law, Parklands Campus ashamed to imagine that he also went there. An educated imbecile is a danger to the Society and the Nation. ^NH

You may be wondering why your plans aren't coming to fruition despite your efforts. It is because beneath your bosom is a dirty heart and a burning stomach whenever other people succeed. Don't blame other people for your stagnation. You are a witch.

Nelson Amenya thinks he’s Larry Madowo. Why believe a guy that was brainwashed by a pastor despite having a degree? Hata hio Masters ako nayo ni bure tu.

Patriotic Kenyans, Members of Muthaiga Golf Club have woken me up at night, informing me that Mr. William Ruto, using the Kenya Forest Service, is planning to grab Muthaiga Golf Course after grabbing several parcels of land in the neighboring Kiambu County. I sympathize with them; just like the 55 million Kenyans, the Kenyan great grabber is on their case! Members were shocked when senior KFS officers turned up at the club with killer dogs and declared part of the golf course as being in Karura Forest. William Ruto must know that Muthaiga Golf Club has been in existence since before independence, before he was born. Now that he has suddenly become too clever, we need to take him back to history a little. Mr. William, the colonial Governor never touched Muthaiga. President Jomo Kenyatta never touched the club. President Daniel arap Moi, despite having publicly expressed disdain for the game of golf, never touched any golf club in the country, let alone Muthaiga. President Mwai Kibaki, whose legacy you are working day and night to destroy, played golf at Muthaiga before he was President and frequently visited it as President. Your predecessor, whom you have now declared your opponent and bogeyman, H.E. Uhuru Kenyatta, respected all golf courses in the country, including Muthaiga. Your appetite for land has now surpassed public land; you have now turned to private land. We shall do everything possible to stop you from grabbing Muthaiga Golf Club and other public and private land in the country. For the senior officials of KFS being used by Mr. Ruto to grab Muthaiga Golf Club, be put on notice that action will be taken against you next year when Kenyans get rid of Mr. William Ruto at the ballot on 10th August 2027. We are adequately aware that Mr. William Ruto and his immediate nuclear family are particularly running almost all national parks and game reserves in Kenya. All their intentions are well known. Mr. President, we are 55 million Kenyans; your provocation is running into an elastic limit. If you listened to the ground, which you don't, you would know that you are functionally on the wavelength of a shameful defeat. You know who Kenyans are, don't you? I want to assure all members of Muthaiga Golf Club that we shall not allow Mr. William Ruto to grab their land. The same assurance goes to all golfers in the country whose golf courses I have been informed are being targeted for grabbing. But, over and above all, Mr. William Ruto, do you recall the Parable of the Rich Fool as is in Luke 12:13–21? How much is enough, Mr. William Ruto? Please give Kenyans some breathing space!