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Two in the pinker, One in the stinker! This is the dumbest shit ever! Yay for unregulated Social Media! Balls! My Dick Joined February 2013-
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Bo Burnham is the male comedy equivalent of Jo Firestone. I hope they both deal with that information however they see fit. #notfunny
I just caught myself, staring out the window, thinking about nothing, scratching my balls and not realizing I had been doing that for at least a minute or so and that my balls weren’t even itchy in the first place.
Tweeting so this username doesn’t get purged. Balls.
I think it’s a good time to bring back this account. Fuck, balls, shit, ass and titties.
I received this dollar today. Thank you, universe. Now, where do I go to spend it?
I just yanked a wad of deodorant and hair from my armpit and flicked it out the window of my truck like a cigarette and it landed on another car’s windshield. I don’t know if that’s the grossest or manliest thing I’ve ever done.
Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes. Me: How much do I owe? Gov’t: You have to figure that out. Me: I just pay what I want? Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too. Me: What if I get it wrong? Gov’t: You go to prison
Am I the only one worried about @AOC s thyroid problem? Those eyeballs are about to pop out of her head. It killed Bernie Mac
@BryanATyler @tecss I'm back, britches.
I wanna put my c in your l. C is for cock L is for love dungeon #slophole
I'd like to thank the Dallas Cowboys for getting my hopes up higher than they have in years so that today's loss will utterly destroy me.
People talk a lot about the horrible things Christopher Columbus did, but he also directed Home Alone so maybe cut the guy some slack.
@KTREnews I've got a hot news story. People in this community cheat at smart phone scrabble and it's despicable.
Hey @nick_rpa, did you know that @BryanATyler is a #scrabblecheat?
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