Tim @TimTheMM

market maker in index derivatives not trading advice retired and retarded Chicago Joined January 2022

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Tim @TimTheMM

7 hours ago

@DeepDishEnjoyer there u go, thinking about my looks again im taken!!

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Morgan Barrett @MorganBarrettX

2 days ago

I want a neighborhood dive bar that charges a $120/year membership and pours $3 beers

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Tim @TimTheMM

a day ago

hey bro it’s tim fix bonds or put the fries in the bag, choice is urs now

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent @SecScottBessent

a day ago

Today, I had a productive call with Japanese Finance Minister Satsuki Katayama. Our conversation built on President Trump’s discussion with Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi earlier this week and reflected the strength of the U.S.–Japan partnership. We discussed the desirability of

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Tim @TimTheMM

a day ago

@TraderSmith09 “Per the Atlantic” so hearsay from a biased media source. I hear FOX news has some breaking information about how bad democrats are too! And better tune into CNN to tell you how dumb those republicans are too!

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Tim @TimTheMM

a day ago

@dampedspring if we die, we die im with u homie

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Tim @TimTheMM

a day ago

"bro come over this weekend, we're mounting the AI-powered machine gun Bullfrog to the land cruiser"

Exec Sum @exec_sum

2 days ago

BREAKING: US citizens who are Qualified Purchasers are now able to purchase @allencontrol’s AI-powered machine gun, Bullfrog, from the Department of War’s C-UAS marketplace.

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Tim @TimTheMM

2 days ago

@686Prism @salr_nyc she goes to a different school, bro u just don’t know her

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Tim @TimTheMM

3 days ago

send her this and say “us”

Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson

3 days ago

lmk if you want a video demo

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Tim @TimTheMM

2 days ago

@jimmmmmmmmmmmny

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Tim @TimTheMM

3 days ago

wonder if this is when we get martial law like he also predicted anyway everyone panic and run for your life we're all gonna die, markets going down 25% - 40% from Nov to Jan 2027

tastylive @tastyliveshow

3 days ago

25 to 40% decline. Cem Karsan @jam_croissant is putting timing and price on the record. The only thing holding it together right now is Bessent keeping the plates spinning for six more weeks. After the midterms, the incentive disappears.

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Tim @TimTheMM

2 days ago

@salr_nyc No Sal that’s p4, I in fact have a girlfriend

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Tim @TimTheMM

2 days ago

all of the throat goaters pointing out that he says Nov to June after saying Jan at the beginning are just proving my point “yea bro we’re getting a decline, it’s gonna happen sometime between these seven months” Did you know it’s also going to rain somewhere in the US in the next 30 days???

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Tim @TimTheMM

3 days ago

notice how he frames this: "it depends on the outcome..." protects him from really being wrong one way or the other, despite starting the clip with the frame of "keep me honest" as if he will be accountable when this prediction, as many before, never comes true grifters, man