The Kronstadt Gardener 🇵🇸 @ThomasAwful
Baltimore bookseller. once wrote stuff: SFGate, The Ringer, GQ, Complex, Deadspin, Vice, the New Yorker Baltimore, MD Joined December 2008-
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When I saw him live in like 2004 he talked about how much he liked George W. Bush and then he did a bit about his hypothetical son being molested, there was no punchline and basically nobody laughed for five minutes.
I saw Norm Macdonald live once and it was incredible. He went an hour longer than scheduled and did an absolutely gruelling bit about how he would go about killing himself. "First I'd go to the rickety stool store... and buy a rickety stool... then I'd go to the rope store..."
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This film should not center that Targaryens, feel like we've done that already! Their one guy we get a POV from is Orys Baratheon. Make it all about the conquest of Dorne. The Field of Fire is the most boring possible climactic battle!
Aegon the Conqueror shouldn't ever be on camera, much like Muhammad (PBUH) in the 1976 film "The Message"
@damajeinc @Reuters Arby's don't do this
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all I’m saying is if I was a survivor of oceanic 815 ben linus would not have had the time to be manipulating and killing people because he would’ve been busy having sex with me
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ok for personal reasons this may be the funniest exchange i've seen on this site in years
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Dressing as Chris Hansen for Halloween and showing up to people’s houses while they’re giving out candy to children and asking them “you see how this looks, right?”
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quentyn martell’s journey to meereen
what the hell has happened to my parcel
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let me just say that if I was at the Twins, the Red Wedding would've gone down a lot differently
Not trying to be a dick but
Kristaps Porzingis is out indefinitely to open training camp with a health issue, per Warriors. Another immediate blow to their depth.
He ate a burger. Not smash style!!!!
Chet Holmgren has gained weight from last year’s training camp to now. He went from 213 lbs to 215 lbs
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Can they invent an australian tv show That is good
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