Steven @ShortFirstSlip

SM Brisbane, Queensland Joined October 2011

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Steven @ShortFirstSlip

3 days ago

@realrxAFC Mate, I'm from here and I warn you, it just gets more bizarre from here.

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@MWL152 Not the worst of the game. Vision switching) while broadcasting live is a very tough job. Making ad decisions and forcing them upon staff and players is easy. People get that ads are a part of coverage but the instant cut every goal? Despised across the nation. Fuck Ch 7 and MKR.

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3 days ago

@KyleKulinski This is a deep, powerful image. He's already taken two arrows in the back to save the jug of raw, unvaccinated water.

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4 days ago

@mcmansionhell It's no Dril but it's sort of funny. For the next 24 hours, maybe.

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4 days ago

@vwcaife @al_var0777 🎵if ten million fireflies🎵

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4 days ago

@drjgamingyt @FreedomAus80100 The East coast has billboards of her face scattered everywhere. Still. She's got name ID across the state on lock, and 2028 is the next time she's up, it's a fact.

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Steven @ShortFirstSlip

4 days ago

@drjgamingyt @FreedomAus80100 She's not a Senator from NSW, she's from Queensland. I should know, I drove past her old campaign office for years. And yeah, it's definitely 2028. aph.gov.au/Senators_and_M…

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Steven @ShortFirstSlip

4 days ago

@drjgamingyt @FreedomAus80100 She's actually up again in 2028. But she got almost 200,000 votes last time, and QLD hasn't become less reactionary. Both ALP and LNP are unpopular across the nation, but QLD often bucks the trend, and is apparently difficult to predict/poll. Typical. I'm from here. Stupid state.

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Steven @ShortFirstSlip

4 days ago

@Chappo101 @7AFL I thought the final was actually interrupting the My Kitchen Rules promotions.

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Steven @ShortFirstSlip

4 days ago

@mumbletwits This isn't A Current Affair, this is the new show "A Fundamentally Impaired," about the nature of life with Hughesism, a serious and incurable condition.

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Steven @ShortFirstSlip

4 days ago

@GracchusZ @BozoVinny How is Roy these days?

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4 days ago

@jakob40071 @madelyn88582528 They did everything they could!

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4 days ago

@ohiosooner2015 @BozoVinny If anything, Matt was remarkably kind to W. Bush and Clinton by stopping at three presidents, because Bill and Dubya both fit that narcissism description to a tee, making it five presidencies in a row. Clinton fits that description especially.

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Steven @ShortFirstSlip

4 days ago

@atrupar There's a 25%percentage chance that he heard about the Hormuz Strait a few months ago and thought it was about someone meeting their muse, the whore, at eight.

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4 days ago

@WisdenCricket Is he signing for another team?

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Steven @ShortFirstSlip

4 days ago

@JBarney1994 St Kilda managing a draw in 2010 when they could've possibly got the win, then absolutely failing to turn up at all in the replay and losing in humiliating fashion to Collingwood, that was pretty bad. Must've felt like losing twice.