William Keaton @Script_Samurai
Writer. Professional kitchen sink thrower. Repped by AAO Entertainment. https://t.co/jo21qzN4xB youtube.com/@shadowplay_de… Joined December 2011-
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We’ll see how the neighbor likes it when I start playing “It’s A Small World” at full blast and on a loop
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This is literally a Squidbillies episode
Lmfao he said you not about to cuss my mama out in front of me 😂😂😂😂
William Keaton retweeted
On the brunch menu: Liver and egg and mini jalapeno everything toast
The hijacker’s on 9/11 who piloted the planes were the only ones who knew it was a suicide mission. They were wealthy, college educated men, while the others were poor and believed it was a legit hijacking for money. It says a lot
The whole movie looks like it was made with AI anyway, and had they actually used it instead of CGI it would have cost them like 2 million to make it
This was a diabolical attempt to avoid hell
Christa Pike Gave Last Meal Money To Buy Pizza For The Homeless tmz.me/4yayEuk
@damintoell I assume everyone is older than me, but the moment I find out they’re not, I immediately dismiss everything they say
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Reading the replies to this, it’s amazing how many people don’t understand that this is how invasive species/pathogens are often introduced into the country, costing billions in crop and ecosystem damage. Good dog.
.@CBPPortDirJFK K9 Rowdy had a busy day at JFK! He alerted to a bag from Ghana with 72 lbs of yams, veggies, and spices—all prohibited. Thanks to Rowdy, these items were stopped at the border. Who’s a good dog? 🐶🦴
I love these little blueberry pies
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I gave up
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