Brandon Thompson @SQLBean
I'm currently pursuing a career in software development, focused on SQL and databases currently. Depending on how things go, I expect to get into BI as well. MN Joined March 2012-
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No science achieves maturity without measurement. And no measurement achieves maturity without the analysis & display of data
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@anthony808 It looks like someone put a bit of powdered sugar on that ;)
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Is the US government down for everyone or just me?
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Stop what you are doing. Set aside 10 minutes. Watch this video. Thank me later. youtu.be/6z5TIFr5XMo
OH "I know you're qualified, but it doesn't take two developers to screw in a light bulb"
Crazy, a man was killed in a drive by shooting less than a block from where I live myfoxtwincities.com/story/22961644…
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"Who am I to judge?" -Pope Rational the first
Whew, just finished my first technical presentation. It was a bit nerve wracking, but I feel pretty good about it.
@enderu Looks like Sharknado is out, when are you guys going to be in town so we can view the awesomeness?
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Weeks of coding can save you hours of planning.
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You can't even hide your species from the NSA these days!
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