Rodney Dangerfield @RodneyNoRespect

Official Twitter account of the late great comedy legend Rodney Dangerfield, known for his iconic line “I don’t get no respect!”. shop.rodney.com Joined November 2013

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Rodney Dangerfield @RodneyNoRespect

6 days ago

“I got no sex life. I’m getting old. Old, old. Are you kidding? When I say it’s down 40 degrees, I’m not talking about the weather here.”

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Rodney Dangerfield @RodneyNoRespect

7 days ago

“I tell ya, in my neighborhood everybody’s tough. Even the people in business, they think tough. There’s a bank on my block. In this bank, if you open a savings account they give you a free carving knife and point out two victims.”

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Rodney Dangerfield @RodneyNoRespect

a week ago

“I tell ya, when someone thinks they’re too good for someone else, they should do what I do. I just take a good look at myself in the mirror in my shorts. I don’t think I’m good enough for anyone.”

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Rodney Dangerfield @RodneyNoRespect

a week ago

“Dr. Vinnie Boombatz. He wrote that best selling book, How To Sleep Alone and Enjoy It.”

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Rodney Dangerfield @RodneyNoRespect

a week ago

“I’m getting old, old. When I bend down to tie my shoes, I try to think of other things to do while I’m down there.”

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Rodney Dangerfield @RodneyNoRespect

2 weeks ago

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Rodney Dangerfield @RodneyNoRespect

2 weeks ago

“I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, ‘There goes the neighborhood!’” Rodney Dangerfield (Nov 22, 1921 – Oct 5, 2004)

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Rodney Dangerfield @RodneyNoRespect

2 weeks ago

𝗬𝗢𝗨’𝗥𝗘 𝗔 𝗖𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗔𝗟 𝗜𝗖𝗢𝗡. 𝗗𝗢 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗙𝗘𝗘𝗟 𝗔𝗦 𝗜𝗙 𝗬𝗢𝗨'𝗩𝗘 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗬 𝗚𝗢𝗧 𝗦𝗢𝗠𝗘 𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗧? Maybe other people feel that way. I don’t picture myself as anything. I could never be a big shot. When I go into a hotel and a bellhop grabs my bag, I feel like I should be carrying it. I’m just one of the masses. I know that people like me, but I don’t lay it on so much. (📷: Max S Gerver for Time Magazine, 2004)

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Rodney Dangerfield @RodneyNoRespect

2 weeks ago

“What a doctor, are you kidding? I told him I keep wetting my pants. He told me to open my fly.”

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Rodney Dangerfield @RodneyNoRespect

2 weeks ago

“This meeting of Losers Anonymous will now come to order.”

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Rodney Dangerfield @RodneyNoRespect

a month ago

“I live in a tough neighborhood. When I plan my budget, I allow for holdup money.”

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Rodney Dangerfield @RodneyNoRespect

a month ago

“My dog, he started trouble again. He went over to the front door, he started to bark. I went over, I opened the front door. The dog didn’t want to go out, he wanted me to leave.”

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Rodney Dangerfield @RodneyNoRespect

a month ago

“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample, it had an olive in it.”

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Rodney Dangerfield @RodneyNoRespect

a month ago

“I tell ya, you talk to people today you don’t know what to expect. You don’t know who to believe. Girls say things like, ‘It’s all right if a man is older than a woman, age makes no difference. Looks is not important. Money means nothing.’ That’s what they say, but I never met a girl yet who fell in love with an old, ugly man who’s broke.”

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Rodney Dangerfield @RodneyNoRespect

a month ago

“It was my boy’s birthday last week. Had a little party, brought out the cake, the kid blew out all the candles. I said to him, ‘I hope your wish comes true.’ He said, ‘If it does, that’s the last time you’ll watch me blow out candles.’” #TheInkofNoRespect (Tattoo by Matthew Jackson)

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Rodney Dangerfield @RodneyNoRespect

a month ago

“My wife, what a lousy cook. I don’t think meatloaf should glow in the dark.”

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a month ago

“But right now, let’s take a funny look at The Depression.”

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Rodney Dangerfield @RodneyNoRespect

a month ago

“Are you kidding? I know my wife cheats on me. Every time I come home, the parrot says, ‘Quick, out the window!’” #TheArtofNoRespect (Artwork by Taylor Shepherd Bos)