Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo

Sarcastic Guy With The Best Of Intentions ▫️ Storyteller Who Uses Explicit Language ▫️ Remove Trump ▫️ Texas Is Going Blue ▫️ Jack Daniel's. What's Your Excuse? TEXAS Joined December 2018

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Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz

8 hours ago

Fox News spends all day telling you communism is evil, then Bret Baier, Laura Ingraham, and Jesse Watters put on tuxedos and attend a state dinner honoring China’s communist leader. They are so full of shit.

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Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo

2 hours ago

The deeper they dug, the harder I laughed. There is definitely a spot labeled 'G' in there somewhere.

Emma Scott @EmmaScott

7 hours ago

Men, please take a moment to watch this important tutorial.

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USMC Lady Vet 🇺🇸 @Arkypatriot

a day ago

I am absolutely livid. We had to drive to the Walgreens in Alma because the Van Buren Walgreens no longer has a pharmacy, and my husband has a prescription we can only get through Walgreens. We get there and they tell us the copay is $190.79. It has ALWAYS been $23. It was $23 last month. So we questioned it right there at the window. The employee was snotty and arrogant and acted like we were just a couple of clueless old people who couldn’t possibly know what we normally pay. He insisted $190.79 was correct. So we called our insurance company. The copay is $23. Now here’s the part that really gets me. Walgreens has our credit card on file and had no problem charging $190.79 to it, but they apparently can’t refund the overcharge to that same card unless we physically return to the store. That means another 50-mile round trip because someone couldn’t be bothered to double-check something we specifically questioned while standing right in front of him. Mistakes happen. I can deal with a mistake. What I have a problem with is arrogance when a customer tells you something isn’t right and you can’t be bothered to check. And sometimes those “clueless old people” standing at your window actually know exactly what they’re talking about. @Walgreens

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Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo

2 hours ago

@JamieBonkiewicz Kind of makes you lose your faith in karma, doesn't it?

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Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo

3 hours ago

Brilliant!

LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85

23 hours ago

THINGS WE DID DO: Built This City Shot the Sheriff THINGS WE DIDN'T DO: Start The Fire Shoot the Deputy THINGS WE WANT TO DO: Break Free Hold Your Hand THINGS WE WILL DO: Rock You Survive Anything for Love THINGS WE WON’T DO: Take It Get Fooled Again Talk About Bruno Back

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The Random Gourmet @CermakTerry

9 hours ago

🤣🤣🤣

ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged

22 hours ago

This is a YELP review. A. YELP. REVIEW. 😂😆🤣😭

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Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo

4 hours ago

@joe_jo9 Her official Governor portrait. (or it could be.)

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Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ

21 hours ago

Ken Paxton repeatedly accepted campaign funds from alleged child sex abuser Paul Pressler. Pressler was accused by 8 men of raping and abusing young boys.

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Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo

4 hours ago

@Woodyboy2020 @DanPatrick @lynnsdavenport @MaryDunlaphome @TXHilltoDieOn @Hollie_Plemons @pat_huff @sbellsnyder What scares me about all of this is that you were on the fence about voting for Dan Patrick.

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Zappa's Wisdom Trooth @s_trooth

19 hours ago

There's nothing I could say to be clever. It explains itself.

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Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo

4 hours ago

@s_trooth 😂😂

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Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo

4 hours ago

@EastEndJoe She is soooo HOT!!

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Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo

4 hours ago

Radar’s teddy bear was never given a name on screen, but behind the scenes, Gary Burghoff secretly called the original bear Tiger. You should be able to sleep much better tonight with this information.

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Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo

5 hours ago

@DontCallMeDebby I took this with me on every space adventure I ever experienced.

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Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo

5 hours ago

I actually ordered a drone delivery just so I could see what happened. It was pretty cool watching that thing land in your backyard and deliver your package, but this is never going to work. I guarantee you some Billy Bob Bubba somewhere is gonna start shooting these things down.

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Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo

5 hours ago

@Dad_2_The_Bone SACRILEGE!

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Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo

5 hours ago

I lost it after reading this. I was abso-fucking-lutely dead 💀 Of course, everyone's first thought is, "Who broke rule number one?" 😂😂😂 But it is 100% true.

Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV

24 hours ago

Fort Worth daycare sued for $1 million after teacher allegedly started a “toddler fight club"

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Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo

5 hours ago

@satsuma_tx_all I didn't ask for anything. They just started DM me because maybe I liked a tweet earlier that they decided to comment on. Someone suggested I block them which I didn't know I could. I'll try that.

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Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo

a day ago

Has anybody figured out if it's possible to stop Community Notes from DMing you? They are the absolute worst at bugging me.

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Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo

5 hours ago

@wtznd It does include fruit. A lot of them are very high in natural sugar.

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Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo

a day ago

As a Type II diabetic controlled by diet, I have to keep a watch on my blood sugar. Today it's a little high. Which means I have to hit the maintenance routine, which requires more exercise, drink more water, cut out sweets and watch my carbohydrates. Or, as I like to call it, "just shoot me now!"