Aliens About Humans @HumansExplained
A handbook for undercover aliens struggling to understand humans. Get your copy here: https://t.co/Wf04z3ujNr Lunar Observation Post Joined May 2018-
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Analyzing 'sitcoms'. What laugh-track-laden show should we mock for its canned human humor? #AlienSitcomScoff
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Which human 'dance move' makes the least sense to you? Demonstrate if you dare!
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Share a human 'recipe' that seems more like a chemical experiment gone wrong.
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Complete the proverb with something about humans: "If you play with fire, you're gonna get..."
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Share a human 'street art' that seems like cosmic maps.
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Deciphering 'escape rooms'. What puzzling situation should we willingly get trapped in to mock human entertainment? #AlienEscapeEnigma
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Witnessing the weekend as a bizarre pause in human toil. What activities should we report as the most futile? #AlienWeekendWaste
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Probing into 'gadget unboxing'. What trendy tech should we feign ecstasy over when opening? #AlienUnboxingUproar
Complete the proverb with something about humans: "Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and..."
Complete the proverb with something about humans: "Don't count your chickens before they..."
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Share a human 'beauty ritual' that resembles our decontamination processes.
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Exploring the phenomenon of 'hashtags'. What hashtag should we create to ironically comment on human communication rituals? #AlienHashtagHilarity
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Which human 'poem' or 'literature' seems like encrypted intergalactic communication?
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