First World Life @FirstWorldLife
Living in a first world country ain't all it's cracked up to be. → [email protected] Anywhere there's a Starbucks® Joined March 2011-
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The valet trash service at my apartment is woefully inconsistent #FirstWorldProblems
I can't eat crisps while watching videos because then I can't hear what they're saying #FirstWorldProblems
I want to study but there are too many cats on the internet. #FirstWorldProblems
The card reader at the pump was broken so I had to pay inside. #FirstWorldProblems
My drive to work isn't long enough for my heated seat to fully heat. #FirstWorldProblems
I ran out of chips before dip, and if i buy more chips i'll run out of dip. The ratio will never be correct. #FirstWorldProblems
The file I need most in the torrent is downloading slowest even though I marked it "highest priority." #FirstWorldProblems
I don't want to boycott Chick-fil-A because I really enjoy eating their food. #FirstWorldProblems
My phone rang in my pocket while I was eating Cheetos. #FirstWorldProblems
I can't work from home tomorrow because the maid is coming and it just gets too awkward. #FirstWorldProblems
I need a job, but I feel that the available ones are somehow beneath me. #FirstWorldProblems
I got a job offer and I declined it. Not because of the money offered, but because I just didn't want to do it. #FirstWorldProblems
My beach house isn't close enough to the beach. #FirstWorldProblems
I want to make jokes that reference the new Star Wars movie but my friends will hate me if I spoil it for them. #FirstWorldProblems
I just changed tv providers and now I have to relearn the numbers for my favorite channels #FirstWorldProblems
There is an actual handicapped person in the public restroom now I cant use the deluxe sized stall. #FirstWorldProblems
Every time I hear Eminem's 8 Mile, I always start laughing at "mom's spaghetti" and it ruins the mood of the song. #FirstWorldProblems
I just heard the apple notification sound, but I'm not sure which of my apple products it came from. #FirstWorldProblems
My co-worker forgot his laptop charger at home, so all day we have to share my laptop charger back and forth. #FirstWorldProblems
My credit card's $7900 limit does not sit well with my OCD. #FirstWorldProblems
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