Fake Library Statistics @FakeLibStats
Tweets from a real librarian. Not currently wearing a cardigan. instagram: @FakeLibStats [email protected] facebook.com/fakelibstats From a library near you Joined November 2011-
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For those who need a list of books kids should never read
This number doesn’t change no matter the national politics
Doesn’t matter the season
Hugs cost at least one cookie or slice of cake each
The Librarians in the back of the all-staff meeting
Same answers outside cars, too to be honest
Happy tax day to all the public librarians out there!
And there’s a 99% chance you don’t care
Sometimes even when a librarian makes a shushing joke
Is it the same as shelving by color?
It was politely asking them to not win as often
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Lisa Janicke Hinchlif... @lisalibrarian
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AlisonIsBossy @AlisonIsBossy
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Christian Lauersen @clauersen
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blacksheep librarian @blacksheep_127
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Steve *It's TAY-tro* ... @DrTLovesBooks
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jay 🇵🇸 @_WildeAtHeart
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Ian @Ian157333689115
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はると花のささ... @AD06UxqNuosCsOo
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Aayushmaan Sukul @SukulAayushmaan
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Andrea Baldocchi @BaldocchiA36298
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الصّراع الع... @nahdjalbalagha
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molly ✨ @mollyrcph
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spike @spikesaoirse
3 Followers 127 Following
Ozan Oyk @OykOzan
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Angela Douglas @Angelaa_Douglas
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M @ManishS02839222
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Dianna Urbanski @DiannaUrbanski
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Anthony H 🏳️�... @a_horiatellis
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Green Amber ☽◯☾... @GreenAmber10k
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Ak Bangla @Ak471962
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Erica A. @rjaewillj
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Angela @mombrarian293
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Cass @CassxInfo
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Laia Castell Padilla @LaiaCastell_Bib
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Emma-Lee Ross @Queen_Elia5
19 Followers 224 Following Proud Aunty and Nerd, love my sport-especially Basketball, Disney fanatic & Crazy cat lady for life!!
youoYOYoyuoEH? @informascia
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Nicki L. Cannon @NickiLCann76171
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Zreegar @Zreegar321788
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007intheAdirondacks @3octaves
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Steven Tyler @StevenTyle93788
36 Followers 507 Following
Stacks @StacksSchedule
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Anthony H @Game0ver_89
5 Followers 421 Following
Milaaa❤️ @MilaBliissWave
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Sara 𓂆 ּ ֶָ֢. @SaraSamir135459
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RM @msly725
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Chinedu Philip Onoyim... @ChineduOnoyima
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Alexandre Ywata @bamor198868137
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Sundarpur Congres Kis... @Congress45678
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Natty @clusterfuck98
3 Followers 34 Following
Banned Library @bannedlibrary
12K Followers 6K Following The worst library on the internet. Black Lives Matter. Trans Rights are Human Rights. Get Vaccinated. Help https://t.co/Qe1LP4eYLB
Foreign Buyers Club @foreignbuyer
34 Followers 379 Following Official page for the comic book series "Foreign Buyers Club" Written by Jack Conlon & Lisa Debus.
Richard Debenham @RDebenham_Ebsco
106 Followers 426 Following Regional Sales Manager for EBSCO UK Central & Norfolk
PowerBombshell 🐷 @NuclearOvreactr
320 Followers 562 Following Librarian. Writer. 🏳️🌈 I like MCYT, KPop & John Cena. Seasoned Bitch. Internationally Tolerated. @my_quelch ❤ sexuality: deadlift german suplexes
Rhett Miller @rhettmiller
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Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster
1.2M Followers 1K Following noun | a reference source containing words alphabetically arranged along with information about their forms, pronunciations, functions, and etymologies
The Wikipedia Library @WikiLibrary
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Lost in the Stacks @LibraryRadio
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University of Liverpo... @LivUniLibrary
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Fake H Library Stats @FakeHLibStats
63 Followers 35 Following Fake Harvard Library Statistics. No research involved.
@[email protected] @nnschiller
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politelibrarian @politelibrarian
863 Followers 14 Following Editor of A Librarian's Guide to Etiquette. For more frequent updates, follow @jvance.
Mark Bohnstedt @markbohnstedt
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Angry Circulation @angrycirc
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BDSM Librarian @bdsmlibrarian
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Shauna @Twinklybugs
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Barbro S. @RosaSkyer
626 Followers 1K Following Ingeniør/M.Sc., smått gadget-frik, har enda ikke gitt opp Blekkulf-klubben og vil fremdeles redde verden. Prøver fremdeles å finne ut hvordan.
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Jennifer Podolsky @JennPodolsky
548 Followers 1K Following Technology & Training Project Specialist, New Jersey State Library
Anali Perry @grumpator
463 Followers 97 Following Leaving X for bluer skies - find me @ grumpator. Views are my own.
Michelle @sdmisha
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Shanna @ShannaMeunier
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Sam B Rambling @Sam_Winn
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