DanSplaining @DanSplaining

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DanSplaining @DanSplaining

5 days ago

@DemarJohns47935 @ChrisKnight407 Of course he’s a lawyer 🙄

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Fthegurus @fthegurus

7 days ago

It’s not that houses are incredibly expensive. It’s that our income is worth less every single day. Few people understand this.

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DanSplaining @DanSplaining

a week ago

@DudespostingWs Why do they use a whistle if the kids are deaf?

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@ElofsonJess So, when the day comes that you have to put Ron down, how are you going to project to all these internet people that love Ron for no reason that you have a business to run and someday Ron has to die so that we can have steak on our plate tomorrow? ,

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DanSplaining @DanSplaining

2 weeks ago

@Boomstick44 I voted I don’t know because I recently read about Jesus saying the only unforgivable sin is blasphemy against the Holy Spirit and now I can’t help but think, do I ever do that?

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AA ⚡️ @AAStack

3 weeks ago

Your boss gives you a 2% raise and expects gratitude. Meanwhile, your rent, groceries, insurance, and everything else keep climbing. If your paycheck grows slower than your cost of living, you didn’t get a raise. You just got a smaller pay cut with better marketing.

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Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes

3 weeks ago

The legend of his greatness will be spoken about for generations to come.

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DanSplaining @DanSplaining

3 weeks ago

@Lara_0xo Japan

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DanSplaining @DanSplaining

3 weeks ago

@Codie_Sanchez I wish I could give more than one like to this. Well done!

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DanSplaining @DanSplaining

3 weeks ago

@PKPatchworks Well done sir!

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DanSplaining @DanSplaining

3 weeks ago

Her: What’s the best concert you’ve ever been to? Me: Barry Manilow Her: what, why? Me: it’s the closest I’ve ever heard live music sound like the CD. Me: I got 10 free tickets free through work and I took all my aunts and uncles because I could. Her: wow… That’s memory I never want to forget.

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DanSplaining @DanSplaining

3 weeks ago

@The_RomaArmy Are those testicles tattooed on her chest?

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DanSplaining @DanSplaining

3 weeks ago

@LaurenWitzkeDE North Dakota still meets that standard…

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DanSplaining @DanSplaining

4 weeks ago

@shannonfordUSA I saw that live in my 10th grade English class.

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DanSplaining @DanSplaining

4 weeks ago

@SixMillionNerds The crying and all the “my feelings tell me…” must be unbearable.

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DanSplaining @DanSplaining

4 weeks ago

If @grok were a juror on the Lindsay Clancy trial he would vote guilty. Not sure what the jurors are having a hard time with…

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DanSplaining @DanSplaining

4 weeks ago

@drsarah Make him a sandwich and bring him a beer. Don’t ask him anything, just bring it to him and say “I was thinking of you” and wait for him to tell you what he wants to tell you.

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DanSplaining @DanSplaining

4 weeks ago

@usuallypregnant I’ll take the one that is more conservative, isn’t on SSRI’s and doesn’t want to murder her own children.

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DanSplaining @DanSplaining

a month ago

@Ryan_Parkerrr I’m ok wit that…

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DanSplaining @DanSplaining

a month ago

Can you imagine being the husband of a stay at home mom and learning she donated YOUR hard earned money to that shit?

Daily Loud @DailyLoud

a month ago

UPDATE: Over 30,000 fans have now raised over $1,000,000 for Lindsay Clancy and her family. She is charged with strangling her three young children to death with exercise bands.