Mike Perry @DaddyPerry

Toilet and organisational chaos off my chest, @MMargolyes was a brilliant evening’s entertainment. Charming, witty, funny, filthy & brutally honest. If only everyone was as genuine & real as Miriam. #BeMoreKind

And don’t get me started on bar queues on too floor. If you’re opening your doors at 6:30 for a 7:45 show you have one hour to serve and make your money. Get it right. Get more than a few staff on and get it bloody served. Amateurs!

Genuinely astonished at @TheHallsWolves for @MMargolyes . Top floor there’s zero access to toilets without asking an entire row to move UNLESS you have a VIP lounge wristband. Tried explaining to security that I’m Type2 & need to pee lots. Still wouldn’t let me through.

9 people from our end needed the loo at the interval & tried to access toilets by passing through the “vip lounge”, just quickly walk through like the non vip peasants we were. But no, access denied. And when you do go around, there’s 3 cubicles. In the men’s! No urinals.

Boom! Home from working my 9th and final #Festival of the season. Massive can of @redbull and half a #StarBar Duo to see me through the 5hr drive. Managing the adrenaline comedown with #Paddy #Whiskey and cigarettes. Ready to be reintegrated into civilised society!

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I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead. It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better. But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.

Hey, @BBCSport, isn’t it about time you updated your ‘All the latest from the Premier League’ pic? It’s over two weeks since @Arsenal won @premierleague and a week and a half since the trophy presentation.

The Story of The Angel ❤️

🚨 Hi everyone. To celebrate Arsenal’s title win I'll be giving away THREE 'Champions' prints by the brilliant @matthewjiwood to three random winners - Simply repost this to enter Winners picked on Saturday. (If you're not feeling lucky the prints - and loads of others - can be found here: matthewjiwood.com/arsenal-poster)

This put tears in my eyes this morning. Perfect song choice too! 🥹♥️🤩🎉

Projel jsem si sítě @Arsenal po zisku titulu po 20 letech a musím říct, že to je absolutní content masterpiece. Arsène Wenger se sklenicí vína, cinematic videa s týmem, fanoušci v ulicích, emoce, hudba, timing postů… všechno promyšlený úplně do detailu. Tohle jsou měsíce příprav, natáčení a vymýšlení věcí, který možná nikdy nemusely spatřit světlo online světa. Ale ve chvíli, kdy ten moment přijde, tak z toho vznikne něco ikonickýho. Premier League celkem sleduju, ale nikomu tam nefandím. O to víc je fascinující, jak se Arsenalu povedlo přenést tu emoci i na člověka, kterej to sleduje úplně neutrálně. Tohle už dávno není jen fotbal. Tohle je entertainment, storytelling a světová práce se značkou. A jinak všem Gunners fans gratulace! Mám pocit, že tohle ještě bude velkej koncert.

Arsenal @Arsenal

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Christian Norgaard has now won more Premier League titles than Harry Kane, Steven Gerrard and Bruno Fernandes combined. What a world.

Arsenal celebrating like they’ve won the league

I told you all. It's done 🏆❤️

Good morning from your Premier League champions 👋

It all worked out

I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol

Unfortunately, my school teacher is no longer with us to grade this piece through her golden rule of journalism: Who, What, Where, When, and Why. So, let us walk through Laura Kuenssberg's article together and scan it the way she taught me to. WHO The article relies heavily on an army of anonymous faces. 'An ally tells me', 'one cabinet minister', 'another minister', 'one source'. This is not verified reporting. It is Westminster gossip and unnamed sources. If sources have no names, they have no skin in the game and no accountability. WHAT We are told the race to replace the Prime Minister is officially on. But what has actually happened? One MP resigned from government and another wants to re-enter parliament. Everything else, the timelines, the coronation plots, is speculative drama, gossip, and unnamed sources designed for clicks. WHERE The setting is entirely inside the Westminster bubble. An article about such a momentous topic that will affect the lives of millions of citizens contains absolutely no mention of them. There is no word on how the stock market is already reacting or how this uncertainty will impact the entire country and every single citizen. WHEN The piece talks about a leadership contest over the summer, yet the author admits this timetable is miles away from being confirmed. A real journalist would know the rules, laws, and procedures, and would offer at least two alternative timelines, including the very real possibility that none of this happens at all. WHY We are told Starmer is being pushed because he is a 'slow decision-maker'. This reduces national governance to a personality contest. Why is there no mention of the GDP growth, the many advancements the government announced just last week, or the clear progress made on their manifesto? A proper journalist would look at these undeniable results and search for the deeper, hidden motives of the people challenging the PM. The Verdict My teacher would have given this a 2/10. It is a theatre review masquerading as news. The author lists major issues on the PM's desk, help with energy bills, defense spending, social media safety for children, and so much more. Yet, these crucial issues are treated as mere background decoration for party infighting. The fact that this comes from the BBC is what should worry us the most. A broadcaster that built its global reputation on honest, investigative journalism now relies on writers who treat politics like a soap opera. Between these narratives, figures like Robbie Gibb with questionable political motives, and an Ofcom regulator that does everything except its job, civic trust is being destroyed. Laura Kuenssberg can go hand in hand with Chris Mason. We are left to wonder why the two of them are doing this and what their motives are, especially regarding the BBC, which we pay for. We deserve real facts, not orchestrated drama. #BBCNews #LauraKuenssberg #ChrisMason #Ofcom #UKPolitics #Journalism #VotersFirst #Decency

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Get some perspective: Back in 1979–80, Arsenal played 70 games and won absolutely nothing. Brian Talbot played every single game. Won nothing. Alan Sunderland scored 29 goals. Won nothing. The ​defence conceded only 36 goals in the league and only 3 in 9 European games. They even kept a clean sheet against a peak Juventus side in Italy! Won nothing. We lost the FA Cup final to West Ham on a Saturday and the European CWC final on penalties to Valencia the following Wednesday. No one stopped supporting. No one abused the team. We came back year after year and backed the team. We won nothing for 8 years. Still we kept showing up. If you’re a fan, start acting like one.

A reminder for everyone who needs to hear it 🫶🏼 League titles: Arsenal - 13 Chelsea - 6 Champions League: Arsenal - 0 Chelsea - 2 Club World cup Arsenal -0 Chelsea -2 FA Cups: Arsenal - 14 Chelsea - 8 Community Shields: Arsenal - 17 Chelsea- 4 Europa league Arsenal -0 Chelsea - 1 Relegations: Arsenal - 1* Chelsea - 6 League and cup doubles: Arsenal - 3 Chelsea - 1 Invincible: Arsenal - 1 Chelsea - 0 Conference league Arsenal -0 Chelsea -1 Lowest position finish: Arsenal - 12th Chelsea - 20th Arsenal wins against Chelsea - 84(85* today ) Chelsea wins against Arsenal - 66 Major honours won: Arsenal - 48 Chelsea - 36 London is red - always has been, always will be 🔴⚪️