Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman

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Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman

4 years ago

No no bc I get the urge to ask my friends this but it’s implied it wouldn’t make sense, like asking if I still like my dog if a friend is visiting shelters 🤔

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Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman

4 years ago

The heart is sarcastic.

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Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman

4 years ago

Owen Hunt is literally a serial killer 😍 #greys #greysanatomy

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Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman

4 years ago

Did everyone else *just* find out about Dilbert guy? I read his book years ago and found out a few chapters in 🫣

dilbert guy (wearing shirt that says "i am racist"): i am racist everyone else: whoa the dilbert guy is racist dilbert guy (still wearing shirt that says "i am racist"): ah, you've all gleefully misinterpretted my words. how predictably naive of you! i knew this would happen,

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Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman

4 years ago

I get that people enjoy them but Nick’s half asleep crazy hair heart of gold thing just makes me yawn. Meredith has a volume limit on her men. #GreysAnatomy

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Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman

4 years ago

Not a single person opposed to this tweet seems to be an actual business owner. Heh.

Nina Turner @ninaturner

4 years ago

$25/hour minimum wage.

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Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman

4 years ago

You’ve reminded me that I somehow have the entire collection on my phone and I need to make my way through it. ($7/book and no collections to be found 😭)

Nina Turner @ninaturner

4 years ago

$25/hour minimum wage.

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. @MarisaKabas

4 years ago

louis ck played madison square garden last night. cancel culture is not real.

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Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman

4 years ago

I’m so glad I stopped to read this thread bc the orgasm to sponsored content pipeline has me rolling

eat soup @jasminericegirl

4 years ago

just used a vibrator that changed the trajectory of my entire life. I came like 5 times back to back. felt happiness in its purest form. went to heaven and maybe saw god? I understand human existence now

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Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman

4 years ago

DC. But I manage to fit Martha and Thomas getting blown away in every single IP. Shazam, Aquaman, Flash, Mr. Terrific. There’s always a random scene where we firmly establish the Waynes and their pears are no more.

Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson

4 years ago

What company do you think you guys would buy if you had a lot of money and wanted to feel something? And what impulsive & emotional changes would you make that would ruin it

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Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman

4 years ago

I love how I knew this would be taken seriously in the replies 🫣

David C Bell @MovieHooligan

4 years ago

You guys don't get it. If George Carlin were alive today he'd also invite a billionaire emerald mine heir on stage to try to do PR work for him before calling his audience poor for booing. It's comedy. Look it up.

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Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman

4 years ago

I can be both. He’s two don’t turn him against me yet 😵‍💫

David C Bell @MovieHooligan

4 years ago

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Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman

4 years ago

We still here? Heh.

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Kay 💞 | Budding Misandrist @kaylalynette__

4 years ago

I brought collard greens to my job’s potluck and one of my coworkers said it looks gross. Y’all shoulda seen her face when I told her “well it’s all slaves really had to eat so it’s a traditional meal”

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Heather Hogan @theheatherhogan

4 years ago

Kid having a complete meltdown at the grocery store. The mom goes “Sweetheart, please use your words to tell me what’s wrong.” Kid sniffles, wipes his nose on his shirt, deep steadying breath, screams, “WHEN YOU TELL ME NO, IT SOUNDS BAD IN MY EARS AND FEELS BAD IN MY HEART!”

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Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman

4 years ago

#butts

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC

4 years ago

Daily reminder that Ticketmaster is a monopoly, it’s merger with LiveNation should never have been approved, and they need to be reigned in. Break them up.