Christofer Hoff @Beaker

coffee. creator. cars. cyber. cloud. ‘cue. change. culture. credentials. @ scale Security CTO/CISO/Engineer & Ops focused. CSTO @lastpass Opinions are MINE only rationalsurvivability.com Somewhere in time and space Joined April 2007

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Christofer Hoff @Beaker

4 weeks ago

@anton_chuvakin @TheMarkONeill @Google Waves

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4 years ago

@madplatt Sent you a meeting invite

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Lindsay (Bruce) Crider @lindsay_crider

4 years ago

9 to 5 (Elon edition)

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Eric Capuano - Bsky: @eric.zip @eric_capuano

4 years ago

Incredible work by the @googlecloud team on developing detection signatures for nearly all major versions of Cobalt Strike… This is one of the most comprehensive CS Beacon yara collections I’ve seen yet. cloud.google.com/blog/products/…

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Christofer Hoff @Beaker

4 years ago

@PhoneBoy It’s really great stuff…wish it were mine other than the bottles of it i have!

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Christofer Hoff @Beaker

4 years ago

@llorenzin @mattjay That’s the same problem then - they called IT when I was there. 171 listed as “in stock” at DC which gets shipped via train to Greensboro and then trucked to the local@store. None of the 171 could be “allocated” so it showed a 3 week lead time. Something is FUBAR

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Christofer Hoff @Beaker

4 years ago

@llorenzin @mattjay The Bosch is really nice. Went with the in-stock Samsung unit (everything else was in some sort of bizarre distribution center stock issue at Lowe’s) - 3rd rack, quiet. Will find p/n

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Christofer Hoff @Beaker

4 years ago

This is all the rage in the Valley

Leah Culver @leahculver

4 years ago

What should I wear to the office today as a “hardcore” engineer? Reply with pics thanks.

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Christofer Hoff @Beaker

4 years ago

@DaveCamYT Stop using the brakes, Dave.

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Christofer Hoff @Beaker

4 years ago

There is likely a qualifier after the “yes” but…you need to make better life choices, my dude.

Farokh @farokh

4 years ago

Are you kidding me? Listen to what @kevinolearytv had to say when asked if he’d support SBF again if he knocked on his door with a new idea… you guys are delusional to speak of him that way. Wtf.

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Christofer Hoff @Beaker

4 years ago

Unfollow.

Justin Elze @HackingLZ

4 years ago

Hacking, Race cars, and whatever else nothing melts people minds more than me telling them I have never had a cup of coffee.

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Christofer Hoff @Beaker

4 years ago

There are many things you should listen to Rob about, and this is one of them. That said, I should disclose as Mr. Wonderful did about his FTX investment, that 60% of my recommendations are valid every time.

Robert Graham @robertgraham

4 years ago

🧵"Twitter 2.0" is trending. I'm a foremost expert on this and let me tell you what you should do: quit, take the 3 month severance with your friends, and build the 2.0 version yourself. Musk will give up and buy your company in a couple years.

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Christofer Hoff @Beaker

4 years ago

@b6n The number of knobs in the comments who don’t realize this is a farce based on those 2 knuckleheads who never worked at twitter staging their firing weeks ago…but lauded him is…something 🤦‍♂️

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Christofer Hoff @Beaker

4 years ago

GoFundMe page?

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Christofer Hoff @Beaker

4 years ago

@HackingLZ Do you wear a HANS device?

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Christofer Hoff @Beaker

4 years ago

@deviantollam Rad.

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Christofer Hoff @Beaker

4 years ago

This aged well. I value this thread at $8.

Christofer Hoff @Beaker

4 years ago

Yeah so…Twitter Blue currently billing @ $2.99/mo. I cancel (because, meh) and to incentivize me to reconsider, their offer is $4.99/mo. Is this how Dogecoin economics work? I can see where this is going.