Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO
CEO of AvgDB. $100m series B. Now doing Auth and Storage! averagedatabase.com AWS cost explorer Joined April 2024-
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AvgDB is now even faster for our Pro users. Free tier remain on the slow code (still faster than Neon though).
Added a big pair of bouncing boobies to our status page. Support emails during outages are down 65%.
@database_comedy @hollylawly They can’t afford me.
@CockroachDB @QuinnyPig Keep it up pussylord
@Joybeanns @CockroachDB So joybeanns, now that your company has a zoomer responding correctly instead of you denying it. What have you learned about tweeting?
LMAO That no one at @CockroachDB spoke up and said “new logo looks like a pussy” tells you everything about their culture.
@AvgDatabaseCEO I love right brained ideas and thinkings :) but all I see is a pixelated cockroach logo.
@FranckPachot @terkelg They can pound that pussy
@wangbin579 Curious how they can have an excellent design yet terrible uptime and performance?
@Joybeanns @CockroachDB Congrats on your launch day.
@viragmtripathi You designed it then?
They are doing the vagina logo trick to try to get themselves an exit. It worked for Airbnb
They say cockroaches will outlast us all. We'd settle for outlasting your database problems. New look, same resilience: distinct parts, adapting together, make the whole stronger.
@CockroachDB You have inspired me. Here is our new logo. The flame is for all the money burned by our free tier.
Introducing our new logo. It is a flame. Definitely not a vagina.
The fire is for all the money burnt on the free tier
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Uterus at full size, penis when scaled down. Impressive logo work
They say cockroaches will outlast us all. We'd settle for outlasting your database problems. New look, same resilience: distinct parts, adapting together, make the whole stronger.
@Joybeanns @CockroachDB This is particularly imaginative description of a pussy.
@Joybeanns @CockroachDB Adam sees a pussy
Something about this database is oddly appealing to me 👀
@Joybeanns @CockroachDB At least it’s not a butthole.
@viragmtripathi Funny that I ratiod your corporate account and this is getting you more views than your entire launch. You’re welcome. And it’s a pussy.
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