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Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp

1. Writer 2. Obsessed with lists 3. COMMON PEOPLE 4. THE CORRECT ORDER OF BISCUITS 5. THE WHEEL IS SPINNING BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD (https://t.co/xahvo4CqJT) adamsharp.me Where skies are blue (same @) Joined May 2009
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Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp

3 weeks ago

@TheJenAnn Just a brief return for now as still inundated with writing and organising a move back to Australia but I will be back properly at some stage

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Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp

3 weeks ago

A list of lyrics if all lyrics were as profound as "I got soul, but I'm not a soldier"... 1. I got hips, but I’m not a hipster 2. I got plums, but I’m not a plumber 3. I got toes, but I’m not a toaster 4. I got badge, but I’m not a badger 5. I got meow, but I'm not a homeowner

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3 weeks ago

@mumShield Thank you! I might just be back fleetingly as still very busy with real-life stuff (writing and moving back to Australia for a while, mostly) but will be back to the regular posts at some point

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Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp

3 weeks ago

@fotosbysal I got hooves, but I’m not a hoover I got knees, but I'm not an anaesthetist

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Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp

3 weeks ago

I've been offline for a few months but I had to return to post those important lists about The Killers because “All These Things That I’ve Done” was released on this day in 2004 (22 years ago!)

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3 weeks ago

A list of lyrics by The Killers (if they were really into geography)… 1. I got Seoul, but I’m not a Seouldier 2. I got stones, but I’m not Estonia 3. I got goals, but I’m not Angola 4. I got choice, but I’m not AndOrra 5. I got a mam, but I’m not Mamungkukumpurangkuntjunya

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4 months ago

@malmesburyman The Book of Daniel - E.L. Doctorow Plainsong - Kent Haruf Circe - Madeline Miller Lincoln in the Bardo - George Saunders Sombrero Fallout - Richard Brautigan We Have Always Lived in the Castle - Shirley Jackson Dreams from Bunker Hill - John Fante Lonesome Dove - Larry McMurtry

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4 months ago

Happy World Bee Day! Here’s a list of how bees buzz in ten different languages… 10. Bzzz (Czech) 9. Bzzz (Bulgarian) 8. Bzzz (French) 7. Bzzz (Slovene) 6. Bzzz (Catalan) 5. Bzzz (Polish) 4. Bzzz (Portuguese) 3. Bzzz (Italian) 2. Bzzz (Spanish) 1. Wing wing (Korean)

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Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp

4 months ago

Not many people know this, but Malcolm X had a sister who was an early advocate for toilets shared by men and women. Her name was Eunice.

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4 months ago

Malcolm X was born 101 years ago today.

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5 months ago

At a divorce paper signing… WOMAN: I regret ever joining that Star Wars dating app MAN: You were looking for love in Alderaan places WOMAN: And I really regret marrying a Star Wars pun addict MAN: It was a wookie mistake WOMAN: Just sign it MAN, SIGNING: May divorce be with you

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5 months ago

@AdamCSharp My dad used to say, “I’ll never let you down” Great man, terrible hot air balloon pilot

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5 months ago

@_Am0H My dad always used to say, “don’t screw up.” Lovely guy, terrible carpenter.

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Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp

5 months ago

My dad used to say “always get up early so you can beat the morning crowds.” Nice man, overzealous riot police officer.

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Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp

5 months ago

@SimonCharleswo1 My sister used to say “you don’t always have to take the lead.” Her dog walking business didn’t last long.

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Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp

5 months ago

@fotosbysal My dad used to say, “I promise there are no strings attached.” Great man, terrible bungee jump operator.

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Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp

5 months ago

My older brother used to say “you should always try to be upfront with everyone.” Lovely guy, terrible goalkeeping coach.

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Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp

5 months ago

My grandfather always used to say “you should answer to no one.” Lovely man, terrible switchboard operator.

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Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp

5 months ago

My grandmother always used to say “the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.” Brilliant woman, terrible surgeon.

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Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp

5 months ago

My uncle always used to say “the first rule of theatre is to leave them wanting more.” Fabulous guy, terrible anaesthetist.

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Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp

5 months ago

My dad always used to say “when you’re in a hole, stop digging.” Lovely man, terrible archaeologist.

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